I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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