Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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