bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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