The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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