What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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