HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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