Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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