I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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