just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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