they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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