my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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