Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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