Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Randomize
