I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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