she was so not down for the gang bang
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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