so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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