i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
i jhust puked up my retainher.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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