Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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