I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Small penises have feelings too.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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