I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
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