I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
sex in a hospital.. check
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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