you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
It's shark week go big or go home
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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