I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
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