I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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