Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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