The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
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