So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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