i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
please don't ironically join a cult
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