how can u be prego again
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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