office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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