You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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