you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
