you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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