I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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