my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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