I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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