woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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