I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
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