It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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