i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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