OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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