so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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