this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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