I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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