is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Randomize
