I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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