you guys were way drunker than both of me
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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