4 words: hood of his car
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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