awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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