I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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