The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Dignity is for republicans.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
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