Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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