I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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