so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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